Christmas Pictures

I was just thinking to myself that its been a while since I bought stolen power cables from a dead guy

Cynicism - The ability to talk to stupid people

You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being

Here are some pictures from Azurede's graduation party

Here is list of Florida and FSU players who will be in the XFL

Some of you know, some of you don't. Today I accepted a position in downtown St. Pete. I know I bitched a lot about my job at GTE/Verizon, but to tell you the truth, I loved working there. It's just time to move on. Another chapter in my life opens.....

After the Bush defeat of Gore, Wolf Blitzer was seen running around the streets of Washington screaming "A plague on BOTH your houses!" (Ok people, a little Shakespeare knowledge is needed here: Romeo & Juliet? Mercutio? oh come on!)

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Came to work today. The clock on the wall died at 4:45, which is kinda cool because at any point during the day, its almost time to go home. There are several people sitting with their keys in their hands starting at the clock. I've been told they've been like that for days.

I haven't decided whether I'm going to get a Christmas Tree or not. I think I'll just settle for a shrub, or some grass. Yeah, that's it. I'll just throw some lights and some balls on a pile of grass, and when people ask what the hell that is, I can scream, "That's my Christmas grass, you dumb fuck!" Then I can get all pissed because supporters of the system are trying to come down on my attempt at holiday originality. Then they'll be thinking twice about questioning the jock straps hanging above the fireplace. Instead of roasting chestnuts on an open fire, I've decided to go ahead and roast chipmunks instead. Ok, you go steal their winter food and let them agonizingly starve to death. I put them out of their misery quickly, yet I'm the cruel one.

As I set up the archives for December, I can 't believe that I've been writing here for 7 months. Since I've started, this page has had 2483 visits and has been seen in 25 different countries. I can't even name 25 countries.

Doug Johnson gets his first NFL start. Jaquez Green and Fred Taylor will not be brought in to make him look good.

I've noticed this little bump on my hand that is under my skin that moves when I open and close my hand. Eric said not to worry, that it was only cancer and I still have a good two years left.