I'm not sure this is what they meant Earlier today, reports came out that dolphins were being used to clear the coastal areas of mines. Originally designed for peaceful missions, it has become apparent they were intended for much, much, more. Reports are coming in that dolphins also have attack capabilities. The confusion in the Iraqi units is documented in this rare photograph of an encounter with a pair of dolphins. My first photoshop!!! Do you like?

Don't give me I can't joke about it! This Spring, Eddie Murphy, Nick Nolte, and featuring Saddam Hussein in "48 Hours 3 - Get the hell out". But seriously, 48 hours for him to pack up and leave. Isn't that a little unreasonable. Think about all the stuff he has to do if he chose exile. Find a new house, forward all his mail, et. And then he'd have to change his address with everyone. What a pain in the ass. On top of it all, the cable company would probably charge him 60 bucks to disconnect at his old residence, and reconnect at the new place. What a rip off. Moving is such a pain in the ass to begin with, even without the whole "You have to do it in 2 days or else we'll blow up your country" pressure.

Its how you USE it!!! Ok, so the Air Force films itself dropping the Mother of All Bombs and calls it PsyOps. But if I film myself dropping the mother of all bombs, its considered disgusting. I don't get it.

Only one per state! On the way back from South Florida, we say a license plate that said "NUM NUTS". Just in case you couldn't think of anything.

huh? Jerry Rice signed a six year deal. Jerry Rice is 40 years old.

Is this the End? I've been having this reocurring dream for quite some time now. I'm back in college during finals week, and I haven't attended a single class or opened up a single text book. In other words, I'm screwed. So in previous dreams, I'd be filled with total anxiety. Last night it was different. I was looking at my test, which of course I didn't know any of the answers. I stood up. My professor began yelling at me. I looked at him and said, "Look buddy, I don't need this shit. I've already graduated and have a great paying job" And I walked out of the room. So what does that mean? No more dream about being unprepared during finals week. Nah, I'll probably have dreams about walking out on my exams without having a job lined up.

Fixed Fixed the link for the KMFDM song. Apparently most web browsers don't like German characters.