Good thing Tiger didn't signal a sqeeze Remeber that guy who ran out onto the field with his son and attacked the Kansas City Royal's first base coach? Yeah, well apparently he was hired to work at the U.S. Open. U.S. Open officials were unaware that there was any danger saying that he "seemed just as safe as that guy with the swastika on his head".

Even Emeril has his days It is very important when cooking instant rice to set the time to 10 minutes and not 10 hours. yikes!

All better If you can read this, then Visual Distortion is back up, if you can't, then you've probably moved on to something more fun.

We are expriencing technical difficulties, please stay tuned Sorry, my hosting company made some changes to their servers which I need to account for. I couldn't post for the past week. I'll fix the poll sometime today.