July 13, 2003
Mikey's all grown up now. Beth and I are engaged!!!
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July 04, 2003
ooooohhh! Guess where Beth is taking me on Thursday!!!!!

The first theme park I've ever been to was HersheyPark. There was this rollercoaster (which I think is the first one I ever rode) there called the SooperDooperLooper which I was dying to go on. I was there with my Mom and she was too scared to go on, so she sent me on with some strange man whose wife was too scared. Thanks Mom! After you ride it, you buy shirt that says "I survived the SooperDooperLooper". I don't have the shirt anymore. I kinda wish I did because it was neat. I don't think it would fit me anymore. I ended up getting my Mom back. I took her on this ride called The Comet. I told her it was like bumper cars or something. She didn't realize it was a huge wooden rollercoaster.

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July 03, 2003
Oh, this is handy. If you've ever wondered how much you had to drink to get to that magical 0.08% BAC level, here's a BAC Calculator.

I can drink 5 beers, 5 classes of wine, or 4 shots per hour and I'll be fine.

01:55 PM | Comments ()
And with a small non-tax deductible donation, you too can ensure your place in Eternity!! Here some more good stuff from those ulta-conservative Christian goofballs...

Christian Science Fair
Featuring:

  • My Uncle is a Man Named Steve (Not a Monkey)
  • Life Doesn't Come From Non-Life
  • Women were designed for Homemaking

When you go to the Mall, you're shopping with Satan
Featuring:

  • "Sears", as in searing your flesh!
  • Who's the real J.C. in J.C. Penny's?
  • Sin in the food court!

Reclaim Halloween
Featuring:

  • Forget that scary witch, dress up as John the Baptist!
  • How to plant hidden items in Kit Kats without being noticed! (a Mom Favorite)

Links from Jen.

09:47 AM | Comments ()
July 01, 2003
www.donotcall.gov If you haven't done so, add your name to the National Do Not Call Registry. Some people are against the registry, saying that it will put millions of telemarketers out of work like Moby here. I think we're doing them a favor. We're just showing them the door from their God-awful deadend jobs. How can you deal with the constant hangups, screaming, threatening, cursing, and abuse you get day in and day out. And thats just the ones that call my Dad. So maybe this may actually inspire people to get their lives together, realize they're destined for more in life, and go after the career they've always really wanted. Probably not.

NOTE: THE COMMENTS SECTION HAS BEEN REMOVED SINCE SEVERAL PEOPLE HAVE ASKED ME TO PUT THEM ON THE LIST, EVEN AFTER I SAID NOT TO.

11:56 PM
Finally, I can surf porn in peace! The new Google Toolbar has a popup killer on it.
11:39 PM | Comments ()