The Sixth Borough I'm sure you know by now that there was a big blackout in the northeast today. How could you not. The news channels are all over it. It's really funny. There's NO story here. Nothing. Power grid went down. No terrorists, no oval office blowjobs, no invasion. I can just imagine the meeting that occurred in CNN today. "Ok, the power went out, but I want it to be scary! The power could be out for hours! I want horror people, horror!" Anyway, I was going somewhere with this. Oh yeah, the blackout affected all of New York, causing thousands of Jews accross South Florida to call the electric company and bitch.