I love these!

The 2004 Demotivational Collection is now available at despair.com.

ePost-it Notes This is really cool. You can download a program that generates Post-it notes for your computer. They're at www.esticky.net

err, I didn't really think that... Turns out www.jessicalynch.net and www.jessicalynch.org were created to promote Miss New York, Jessica Lynch.

Soooo, what can we learn from this. Exaclty, the entire Miss America pagent is a cover for the mistakes made by government disinformation agencies. Yeah, that's why they always want world peace. It's a code word. In fact, I bet every question anwered by a contestant is a set of coded instructions for sleeper agents. Ok, I'm done now.

Wag the Dog? Ok, I don't believe in conspiricy theories, I'm just passing on something I heard. I have however, verified that the following is factually correct:

The domain names www.jessicalynch.org and www.jessicalynch.net were registered on March 17, 2003. Jessica Lynch was captured in Iraq on March 23, 2003, 6 days later.

Don't believe me? search on "whois" on google. This will bring up mulitple whois database sites which give information on web sites. Enter visualdistortion.net to make sure it's correct. Then enter the two jessica lynch sites. Then just search for any news article to verify her capture date.

Is it coincidence? Neither website is operational, just parked. One explanation is that domain registrars randomly obtain and park domains containing people's names. I think I'm just going to leave this one alone. ...Someone's making a lot of money off book and movie deals... Oh, did I say that out loud?