Top it off with aerosol please

You know what I was thinking to myself? Why can't you just spray on random flavors? Actually I wasn't thinking that at all. But yes, now there's Spray on Flavors!!!. Flavors include Parmesan, Ranch, Bacon, Marshmallow, and Chocolate Fudge.

I can't wait until they come out with the Fillet Mignon spray. Wouldn't it be fun to take off all your clothes, spray yourself with a nice juicy steak flavor, and roll around on the floor with the dog? Fun times ahead my friends.

Do you have a flag? When I came home tonight, I found my yard dotted with blue flags. OK, since I'm not a complete fucking moron, I know that they mark some sort of water line. So what the hell is the water department doing marking water line locations in my yard. Oh yeah, each flag says that removing the flag is a violation under penatly of the law. There's around 10 flags. Under normal circumstance I'd just take them all out, but seeing how the water dept tried to indict my wife for watering on the wrong day, I think I'll just let the little blue flags sit there for a while.