OK, so I've come to realize it's not really a good idea to hit the windshield washer fluid when its 20 degrees outside, and on the interstate.

It might snow on Thursday. Damn bastards have been calling for it for a few weeks and they've been wrong every time. I want snow. I want to be able to throw snowballs at my dog while she's pooping. I'm kidding! I'll wait until she's done.

I keep forgetting about The Onion. Greatest satirical news website, like ever. Here are some good ones that have come up lately.

Spaghetti-Os Discontinued As Franco-American Relations Break Down.
I knew things were turning bad when they offshored the meatball plants.

Americans Demand Military Response After Chinese Shoot Down DirecTV Satellite
Sure laugh now, but Sirius could be next!

Bears Lead Rex Grossman To Super Bowl
...and how many years did it take Peyton "Never Beat the Gators" Manning?

"Dude, you're crazy." The guy said. "You're about to go up against possibly the best team in the history of college football, and you're not nervous".

"Nope", I replied as I pulled my floral boxers from the coin operated dryer. "We won the SEC, that's all that counts. If we score a touchdown in this game, it's icing on the cake".

I admit. I was a non believer. We can't win out there. Last time Tommie Frazier blew past our defense like Charlie Weis and a salad bar.

My emotional process went something like this:
15:00 1st - Maybe we can keep it close.
14:44 1st - We're going to get our asses handed to us.
10:13 1st - Okay, maybe this can still be intersting
05:51 1st - We're going to make them work for this
14:56 2nd - 14 point lead, good lead. They can still beat us
13:32 2nd - See! Here's the comeback. Oh well, fun while it lasted.
06:00 2nd - Good kick. 10 points is not a big enough lead.
01:53 2nd - Another good kick. 13 points is still not a big enough lead.
00:23 2nd - Holy mother of Urban Meyer, we're going to win this thing!
10:40 4th - ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod.
00:00 4th - I have to absorb every moment of this.

Can you imagine what Gainesville was like. Well, here's Youtube: