I am not ready for the iPhone revolution.

Are you? Yeah, I didn't know about it either. But apparently the release of the iPhone is the greatest single historical event since man crawled out of the ocean. If you're not on board, you're left behind.

Dare you challenge the greatness of the iPhone. What can it do? No, the question is what can't it do? The iPhone WILL cure cancer. The iPhone WILL bring us world peace. The iPhone WILL end hunger.

Ok, I'm over exaggerating a little. But, it will let you watch YouTube while driving home from work.

So a few posts ago I told you about my aging death-trap of a mountain bike. Well, I finally got a new one. I bought a Trek 6000. If you don't know Trek, it's the bike that Lance Armstrong rides. So I'm like Lance, but with twice the balls, Ha ha!. Ok, so it's more like I'm like Lance, minus the 6 Tour de France Titles, minus dating Cheryl Crow, minus... ok, I get it.

Oh and since I got the thing, it's rained every single day.

Billy Donovan is walking away from a five-year, $27.5 million deal. Apparently a "minor detail" surfaced in the contract where his incentives would only be paid if he met all of his monthly Amway sales quotas.